Exhibit A
I relearned how to ride a bike in 2017. It looked like this.
Not shown here are the MANY failed attempts over the years, where unsuspecting passersby in San Francisco jumped out the way of a grown woman in knee and elbow pads plowing into sidewalks, parked cars, and electrical poles after being pushed down the street by her friends, roommates, and coworkers, none of whom believed it was possible to forget to ride a bike.